Love is just a chemical creation.


20. Colorado Girl. Country. Community College. Short. Cynical. Sassy. Feisty. Fun.

Questions?

he-is-the-goddamn-sherlockholmes:

mynameismattandiliketogame:

victoriayny:

balphesian:

madimpossible:

sibilidomdom:

8 Year old girl from Dublin tries to get her school demolished… Just listen.

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#Moriarty’s daughter

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every follower has to hear this.

Every time! 

Which school are you from?

The one that’s about to be demolished.

Source: justaskinnyboy.com

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

squidnship:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.

we’d arrange sacrifices of humans

starting with you

Source: the-lonely-scottish-guy

❤

toomanyforgottendreams:

kerilu:

mtnduh:

Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.

In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.

Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and Pakistanis with Vending Machines

this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning

wah cool!

This video is so beautiful. I don’t think a commercial has ever made me cry before…

That is incredibly touching. Good job coca-cola.

Source: mtnduh

Mostly I just think about naps and kissing you

Source: countless-chances

florenceandthepoutines:

I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.

Source: florenceandthepoutines

hangoverpart3:

It’s funny because he’s fat. See Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in The Hangover Part III - now playing in theaters! http://hangoverpart3.com

Saw this tonight and it was hilarious. Omg.

hangoverpart3:

It’s funny because he’s fat. See Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in The Hangover Part III - now playing in theaters! http://hangoverpart3.com

Saw this tonight and it was hilarious. Omg.

Looking on facebook and found these haha made me laugh. (New Years Eve 2012 & 2013) ❤❤❤

Source: welovecowboyboots

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

Source: basedgosh

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

Source: shutupaubrey

  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

Source: glinted

vincent-van-goghfuckyourself:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

what fucking school do you go to man i want a duckling too

vincent-van-goghfuckyourself:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

what fucking school do you go to man i want a duckling too

Source: teenytigress

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

Source: craplos

I hate my job more than anything in the whole world.